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So I bumped into the girl I mentioned a couple of posts ago, that threw a glass at me. We’re cool now. And then some.

So I bumped into the girl I mentioned a couple of posts ago, that threw a glass at me. We’re cool now. And then some.

Still mourning the fact that I have to live in a post-Elaine Stritch world. I’m not wearing pants either. She wouldn’t have wanted it that way.

Elaine Stritch There's a Lul in my life

My lil teeny tiny azn EX-assistant (BFF rly) is going away to Singapore and now I’ll have no one to drive around and force to be fancy with me.

WHO DAT WHO DAT Miss Tran

Some wasted girl threw a glass at me tonight in a bar and pointed out how I was losing my hair 😖😖😖

There will never be another person so alluring that they can yell, curse, complain, get belligerent, do straight up Diva shit, and have the recipients of said behavior want to be around her even more, seeing it as a great honor. (And pay top dollar for the it too) Pour your finest liquor for this one today. If #ElaineStritch can die, we’re all in trouble. RIP Buddy O’ Pal #illdrinktothat (at The Cafe Carlyle)

There will never be another person so alluring that they can yell, curse, complain, get belligerent, do straight up Diva shit, and have the recipients of said behavior want to be around her even more, seeing it as a great honor. (And pay top dollar for the it too) Pour your finest liquor for this one today. If #ElaineStritch can die, we’re all in trouble. RIP Buddy O’ Pal
#illdrinktothat (at The Cafe Carlyle)

elainestritch illdrinktothat Elaine Stritch Stritchy

Since there were no cabs in this flash flood, I hitched a ride with a stranger in exchange for a pack of cigarettes. I’m going to take this experience and create an app (if it’s not yet a thing) that is like Uber, but the payment is all bartering.

Uber Philly Barter

It’s really pathetic, almost on a hilarious scale, what the tiniest little things you take as ‘signs’ when you have a lot on your mind. It’s 2:22am and I can’t sleep because I’m not used to the time difference just yet after traveling, so I sat out on my stoop and a dragonfly landing right next to my head on the railing. I never saw one at night, it never occurred to me, so I immediately thought “WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!”, I’m not even on hallucinogens.

…Maybe I am tired.

KA namaste and shit