Here's The Story, Mornin' Glory

Greetings From Selfie City

My friend’s baby is 4 weeks old and already telling the world to go fuck itself.

My friend’s baby is 4 weeks old and already telling the world to go fuck itself.

only baby I like
My friend’s baby is only 4 weeks old and already telling the world to go fuck itself.

My friend’s baby is only 4 weeks old and already telling the world to go fuck itself.

Maybe I do want kids
My friend’s baby is only 4 weeks old and already telling the world to go fuck itself.

My friend’s baby is only 4 weeks old and already telling the world to go fuck itself.

I like babies now

How did it get so late so soon?
It’s night before
it’s afternoon.
December is here before it’s June.
My goodness how the
time has flewn.
How did it get so late so soon?

—Dr. Suess

Fucking September?! it's bittersweet Dr. Suess
This ain’t my first  rodeo (at Shere Epunjab)

This ain’t my first rodeo (at Shere Epunjab)

Dis bish just casually undresses as I’m telling a story via Skype. THIRST.

Dis bish just casually undresses as I’m telling a story via Skype. THIRST.

I said I’d come back on one condition: BUY ME LOBSTER EVERYDAY FOR LUNCH! 
Heyyy Big Lobstahhh~ (at Maxwell Realty Company, Inc.)

I said I’d come back on one condition: BUY ME LOBSTER EVERYDAY FOR LUNCH!
Heyyy Big Lobstahhh~ (at Maxwell Realty Company, Inc.)

Summer colds

Summer colds

My friend described my apartment as “Serial Killer-minimalist”, which is exactly what I was shooting for.

come over don't leave 🔪