Here's The Story, Mornin' Glory

Greetings From Selfie City

Maury Povich here we come! 👪 (at Spruce Street Harbor Park)

Maury Povich here we come! 👪 (at Spruce Street Harbor Park)

Me faced with a compliment.

Me faced with a compliment.

This is my impression of a big apple. (at Brooklyn Heights Promenade, Old Fulton Landing, Brooklyn Bridge Park)

This is my impression of a big apple. (at Brooklyn Heights Promenade, Old Fulton Landing, Brooklyn Bridge Park)

Real life emojis

Real life emojis

dang

dang

My friend’s baby is 4 weeks old and already telling the world to go fuck itself.

My friend’s baby is 4 weeks old and already telling the world to go fuck itself.

only baby I like

How did it get so late so soon?
It’s night before
it’s afternoon.
December is here before it’s June.
My goodness how the
time has flewn.
How did it get so late so soon?

—Dr. Suess

Fucking September?! it's bittersweet Dr. Suess
This ain’t my first  rodeo (at Shere Epunjab)

This ain’t my first rodeo (at Shere Epunjab)

Dis bish just casually undresses as I’m telling a story via Skype. THIRST.

Dis bish just casually undresses as I’m telling a story via Skype. THIRST.

I said I’d come back on one condition: BUY ME LOBSTER EVERYDAY FOR LUNCH! 
Heyyy Big Lobstahhh~ (at Maxwell Realty Company, Inc.)

I said I’d come back on one condition: BUY ME LOBSTER EVERYDAY FOR LUNCH!
Heyyy Big Lobstahhh~ (at Maxwell Realty Company, Inc.)