Here's The Story, Mornin' Glory

Greetings From Selfie City

Hang in there. #Monday (at Rittenhouse Square)

Hang in there. #Monday (at Rittenhouse Square)

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wine, pizza & pumpkin guts

wine, pizza & pumpkin guts

凸🎃凸

凸🎃凸

I trust girls too easily.

I’ve been snapping my every move. And anyone else that happens to be in frame.
Come watch: mrwarmth

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Welp, it’s easy to guess which crop this farm grows. ✌️ (at Bougie Ass County)

Welp, it’s easy to guess which crop this farm grows. ✌️ (at Bougie Ass County)

Starting the rumor that I’m the namesake for @federaldonuts “Orange Dream” donut. #MyOldStageName (at Federal Donuts West)

Starting the rumor that I’m the namesake for @federaldonuts “Orange Dream” donut. #MyOldStageName (at Federal Donuts West)

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The pianist is NOT appreciating this drunk minister or Bruce Speingsteen. #cantcrackhim (at First Unitarian Church of Philadelphia)

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I just asked a girl I just met at a bar at last call to be my +1 to a wedding that I’m officiating tomorrow.

I just asked a girl I just met at a bar at last call to be my +1 to a wedding that I’m officiating tomorrow.

fuxxxx
Maury Povich here we come! 👪 (at Spruce Street Harbor Park)

Maury Povich here we come! 👪 (at Spruce Street Harbor Park)

This is my impression of a big apple. (at Brooklyn Heights Promenade, Old Fulton Landing, Brooklyn Bridge Park)

This is my impression of a big apple. (at Brooklyn Heights Promenade, Old Fulton Landing, Brooklyn Bridge Park)

Real life emojis

Real life emojis