My lil aZn assistant
Mini ice creams w/ my favey ginger 🍦 (at Sampan)
MIAMI or VEGAS?!
I get my drinking habits from my grandmom. 🍺🍹👵🍷🍸#WHITEOLDLADYWASTED (at Jerry’s Bar)
Last week I received a call at my office from a paranoid old woman who mistakenly thought she was calling a lawyer. She told me she lives in an apartment on Rittenhouse Sq and the building staff is terrorizing and stealing from her and no one will believe her, being a crazy old lady. When I corrected her that I wasn’t a lawyer she screamed at me that I tricked her into revealing things by not explaining exactly who I was when answering the phone. After talking to her for a bit she got more comfortable and told me her life story. So of course I had to go to the building prepared to throw down incase she was legit in trouble. The front desk gave me about 6 weeks of mail to bring up to her since she doesn’t leave the apartment . She is depressed she doesn’t have a future at 85, but always wanted to write a book. So I’m helping her write a book entitled ‘The Lil Monkey That Chopped Off My Finger’ after the chinese doctor that amputated her index finger. LONG STORY SHORT: I may have a new best friend. #mypalSylvia it’s so #GreyGardens #ImtheJerry (at Rittenhouse Square)
Anyone looking for a 1 BR apartment in Fairmount?
I’ll be hosting an Open House on Sat 3/22 From 12PM to 1:30PM
2433 Faimount Ave, Apt 1 Philadelphia, PA 19130
Entire first floor 1 bedroom/1 bath apartment, great natural light, hardwood floors throughout, updated kitchen with stainless steel appliances, private garden/backyard, gas stove, dishwasher & garbage disposal. Heat & cold water included in rent! Pet friendly! AVAILABLE NOW!!! $1,295/month
#itsBYOB #Bringmeonetoo (at Maxwell Realty Company, Inc.)
PRO TIP: If you want hard workers, ya gotta keep their bodies hard. 💪