Here's The Story, Mornin' Glory

Praise for everything & anything elderly.
EVERYONE COME TO INSTAGRAM INSTEAD OF TUMBLR PLZTY (at Sampan)

EVERYONE COME TO INSTAGRAM INSTEAD OF TUMBLR PLZTY (at Sampan)

tranbunny:

Mini ice creams w/ my favey ginger 🍦  (at Sampan)
My lil aZn assistant

tranbunny:

Mini ice creams w/ my favey ginger 🍦 (at Sampan)

My lil aZn assistant
Titanic House 🚒πŸšͺ

Titanic House 🚒πŸšͺ

A sneak peak of the kitchen in a Northern Liberties mansion we are about to list. Modeled by Cosmo the dog. 🐢

A sneak peak of the kitchen in a Northern Liberties mansion we are about to list. Modeled by Cosmo the dog. 🐢

SHOUT OUT to @federaldonuts for hooking it up for 2 of our Broker’s Opens today! Come eat donuts with me in this 6 BR, 4 story, fancy shmancy 2.2 million mansion (not a church) (at Rittenhouse Square)

SHOUT OUT to @federaldonuts for hooking it up for 2 of our Broker’s Opens today! Come eat donuts with me in this 6 BR, 4 story, fancy shmancy 2.2 million mansion (not a church) (at Rittenhouse Square)

I get my drinking habits from my grandmom. πŸΊπŸΉπŸ‘΅πŸ·πŸΈ#WHITEOLDLADYWASTED (at Jerry’s Bar)

I get my drinking habits from my grandmom. πŸΊπŸΉπŸ‘΅πŸ·πŸΈ#WHITEOLDLADYWASTED (at Jerry’s Bar)

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Last week I received a call at my office from a paranoid old woman who mistakenly thought she was calling a lawyer. She told me she lives in an apartment on Rittenhouse Sq and the building staff is terrorizing and stealing from her and no one will believe her, being a crazy old lady. When I corrected her that I wasn’t a lawyer she screamed at me that I tricked her into revealing things by not explaining exactly who I was when answering the phone. After talking to her for a bit she got more comfortable and told me her life story. So of course I had to go to the building prepared to throw down incase she was legit in trouble. The front desk gave me about 6 weeks of mail to bring up to her since she doesn’t leave the apartment . She is depressed she doesn’t have a future at 85, but always wanted to write a book. So I’m helping her write a book entitled ‘The Lil Monkey That Chopped Off My Finger’ after the chinese doctor that amputated her index finger. LONG STORY SHORT: I may have a new best friend. #mypalSylvia it’s so #GreyGardens #ImtheJerry (at Rittenhouse Square)

Last week I received a call at my office from a paranoid old woman who mistakenly thought she was calling a lawyer. She told me she lives in an apartment on Rittenhouse Sq and the building staff is terrorizing and stealing from her and no one will believe her, being a crazy old lady. When I corrected her that I wasn’t a lawyer she screamed at me that I tricked her into revealing things by not explaining exactly who I was when answering the phone. After talking to her for a bit she got more comfortable and told me her life story. So of course I had to go to the building prepared to throw down incase she was legit in trouble. The front desk gave me about 6 weeks of mail to bring up to her since she doesn’t leave the apartment . She is depressed she doesn’t have a future at 85, but always wanted to write a book. So I’m helping her write a book entitled ‘The Lil Monkey That Chopped Off My Finger’ after the chinese doctor that amputated her index finger. LONG STORY SHORT: I may have a new best friend. #mypalSylvia it’s so #GreyGardens #ImtheJerry (at Rittenhouse Square)

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Anyone looking for a 1 BR apartment in Fairmount? 
I’ll be hosting an Open House on Sat 3/22 From 12PM to 1:30PM
2433 Faimount Ave, Apt 1 Philadelphia, PA 19130
Entire first floor 1 bedroom/1 bath apartment, great natural light, hardwood floors throughout, updated kitchen with stainless steel appliances, private garden/backyard, gas stove, dishwasher & garbage disposal. Heat & cold water included in rent! Pet friendly! AVAILABLE NOW!!! $1,295/month
#TryAndSayNOtoDisface
#itsBYOB #Bringmeonetoo (at Maxwell Realty Company, Inc.)

Anyone looking for a 1 BR apartment in Fairmount?
I’ll be hosting an Open House on Sat 3/22 From 12PM to 1:30PM
2433 Faimount Ave, Apt 1 Philadelphia, PA 19130
Entire first floor 1 bedroom/1 bath apartment, great natural light, hardwood floors throughout, updated kitchen with stainless steel appliances, private garden/backyard, gas stove, dishwasher & garbage disposal. Heat & cold water included in rent! Pet friendly! AVAILABLE NOW!!! $1,295/month
#TryAndSayNOtoDisface
#itsBYOB #Bringmeonetoo (at Maxwell Realty Company, Inc.)

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This weekend could not have been more perfect. Which makes this cold gross Philly weather all that much more miserable. I was naked outside with an ear to ear smile in 60 degree weather just the other day, now I’m all layered up and frowny AS FUCK.

I love deserted beach towns. @quelinebutterly
Chincoteague Island VA Virginia is for Lovers

PRO TIP: If you want hard workers, ya gotta keep their bodies hard. πŸ’ͺ

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