Hang in there. #Monday (at Rittenhouse Square)
I trust girls too easily.
I’ve been snapping my every move. And anyone else that happens to be in frame.
Come watch: mrwarmth
Starting the rumor that I’m the namesake for @federaldonuts “Orange Dream” donut. #MyOldStageName (at Federal Donuts West)
The pianist is NOT appreciating this drunk minister or Bruce Speingsteen. #cantcrackhim (at First Unitarian Church of Philadelphia)
I just asked a girl I just met at a bar at last call to be my +1 to a wedding that I’m officiating tomorrow.