December 2010
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Dec 28th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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I'm at my work holiday party at the Franklin...
The same time the Cleopatra exhibit is here. I plan to get tipsy and wear that bitches jewelry. But in all seriousness, it’s pretty trippy to think that the stuff I’m looking at was in Eqypt thousands of years ago, then lost at the bottom on the Mediterranean Sea for hundreds of years, and now it’s right in front of me as I sip my wine. This is probably all spelled wrong and...
Dec 24th
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You know that movie coming out "How do you know"?
Well, last summer I was strolling through Rittenhouse and noticed all kinds of camera equipment and commotion going on and I looked to my right and standing there, only spitting distance away from me, was Paul Rudd. Isn’t the camera phone a wonderful invention?  “You taste like a burger. I don’t like you anymore.”  This is from the same day I saw him.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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There's a 97 year old woman on Howard Stern...
Which reminds me I attended a 94th birthday bash 2 weeks ago for the man I mentioned before. We vetoed the idea for a surprise party, agreeing that it would be a terrible idea to yell “SURPRISE!” at a 94 year old man and his 93 year old wife.
Dec 14th
blahblahshaw asked: So, here is an early Christmas gift from me and Bea to you.

http://dlisted.com/node/39974

You will not be sorry.
Dec 10th
blahblahshaw asked: Remember that time you posted Macaroni Midler and then all of Tumblr went down?
I do.
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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My jobs are putting a damper on my plans to be a...
This week I worked my usual 40hrs at my full-time job, every night (except Weds.) at my part-time job, and now on my day off I must use my forte in wood shop to build a playset with specific sensorial stimulation and textures for a couple kids with sensory issues at the Montessori school. Anything for a buck, AMIRITE? I think later i’ll cash in my IOUs with people and have them buy me...
Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
Anonymous asked: do you date?
Dec 1st
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